today i went to the bookshop and i asked the guy for something dystopian and we walked around the store for at least twenty minutes looking at different books because i had already read everything he suggested but we finally found one when he grabbed a book from the shelf at random and threw it on the ground in anger at my excessive reading and i looked at it and i hadnt read it yet and he just exhaled in utter relief
its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is this
no you don’t understand i insult them because i love them
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
why cant everyone just wear the same outfit everyday just like in cartoons
Me: can i see your homework
Someone: No do your own
AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS ADS ARE SO GREAT
SCREW YOU AND YOUR SNOW WE HAVE SURFING SANTAS AND HAMS
have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet
It takes 21 days to form a habit?
I’ve been going to school for 2,500 days and I still give up every morning
do pirates hook up