ahhh okay mine’s thirty omg
This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever
not a phase
My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
when u and ur friends hang out
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
This was my chemistry professor.
more fun than taking turns
tumblr during autumn, more like
Sometimes I look at people and make myself try and feel them as more than just a random person walking by. I imagine how deeply they’ve fallen in love, or how much heartbreak they’ve all been through.